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He has one beginner checking account at the local Bank of America.

His accountants must love/hate him.

Praying will not help Mr Marchionne.

My Dearest BBC,

All this science is why it took so long.

His butler does it for him for the low, low price of a single Veyron.

There are times when wealth redistribution seems acceptable.

Udderly ridiculous. These are supposed to be scientists!

As the illustrious E-40 once noted, “Ghost ride the whip! Ghost ride the whip!”

Dang girl, I could set my drank on that!

I’d hit that.

Vertical (mostly) exhaust tips?

Movie recommendation of the day: Go check out Black Air.

After a little interwebz image seraching, I don’t see any Registered Marks on other Brabus gauge clusters. And the font/engine builder plaque on the engine cover are definitely off, as you said in another comment. This one is CP all day.

Brabus?

This may not be PETA-approved, but I’m glad he didn’t dump his bike just to avoid a dysthymic squirrel.

What a Renegade!

Your motion is denied. The court finds for the plaintiff.

OG

Not only are you gonna play an unwieldy instrument in my car, but even if you play the right chords it is going to sound like shit!