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I believe it is an artisanal, fair-trade Pirelli branded Stetson, if that helps.

My inside source states the F.I.A. is currently investigating the medical fitness of Hamilton. Super license grantees are required to have full visual and auditory faculties. Initial reports state Hamilton, sadly, may be tone deaf.

The STi is probably the least race car of all these, but considering the pace it set on the Isle of Man it is more than worthy of inclusion in this compilation. Higgins truly has a pair of brass ones.

Just wait until the Peugeot van shows up!

If the world's smallest drill bit theory holds up, it seems like you could detect this with a bottle of soapy water.

I don’t know if this generation is, but this seems much more like a Swatch designed product. It’s a significant improvement.

Fortunately, when the next generation comes out it will be on our side.

UG! Why is there always a DJ?

It’s surprising this doesn’t happen more frequently.

The lengths people will go to to get the right stance.

Congratulations to all.

This is a second term Reagan level of crack pipe.

Excellent. The fryer I assumed was standard.

If there is a holder for a peanut butter and banana sandwich, then I approve.

I approve this message.

Narcocorrido!!!!!!!!!

Fun fact of the day.

Fun fact of the day.

That, and it’s the only requirement he has left to pass fourth grade.

Silent but deadly.