Harkening back to the time before talkies, the BBC will be producing a new silent form of Top Gear with Stig as the sole host.

He didn’t get caught because the LIeDAR dysfunctioned.

Listen up!

Snuff?

The car wants you to think it’s protecting you.

This is why we must all check the lease agreement with our next Ferrari.

The Lexus Predator-face is simply an intermediary to the cow catcher we all secretly want on the front of our cars.

That is one cool, calm, and collected individual. And he gets the shot.

Wifebeater is sort of an offensive term. I believe it’s called a dago tee.

But what about the rock sliders? And that approach angle? This will likely have a “If you can read this, flip me over” sticker as a factory option.

My reference may be a bit too Americentric.

Carbon monoxide makes a great anesthetic.

Every time I exit the car, I just bring the dash with me.

You may also keep this list, along with registration/insurance, in your murse/satchel/messenger bag/Costanza wallet/top hat. Where ever you please to keep important documents.

I’ll just ask the question we are all thinking, when will they release the GT2 RS GTS?

It does when you end up at the back of the pack off the line.

You must have a Costanza size wallet.

This is an unreasonable amount of sage advice.

Ultimate sleeper mode, engaged.