Not often something so accurately recalls the word “Scuzzy” that has fallen out of common usage.

Internal code name: Ephemera

My time on this network of blogs tells me a prolonged teabagging was more likely than a fatality.

Stick two hyperventilating guys in a high moisture content environment and windows fog up.

Sort of an inside joke. Anyways it was awful kind of you to trudge out in rough weather to buoy up their spirits.

Andrew’s hair looks a bit lackluster. Must have been near impossibly bad out there

Analogous to the Rocky Mountains.

Welcome Elizabeth.

Dammit, I was so worked up about the structural implications of cutting T-tops into a Yugo I forgot to correct for the google search that yielded the best result.

Shit, wrong byline. Get Ballaban psyched on this or just do it for him (Same way the Yugo came to be in his possession). Any respectable sign shop should be able to cut a vinyl hood decal with the Yugoslavian equivalent of a Flying Chicken.

He’s a young guy with an audience. One flaw he doesn’t have is lacking a basic nous. All writers are neurotic as get out. Tack on a trip through engineering school and...

Making innovative suggestions the staff will lean heavily on and hilarity of the proceedings in all other cases inspiration doesn’t strike.

By no means was I saying anything threatening or accusatory. Yet I feel the wording was still strong enough to serve as an effective reminder how wrong things can go. Nobody needs to contact their legal counsel or doubt the decision making paradigm of David Tracy as a person.

Exactly, not a derogatory remark or making rash uneducated accusations without many facts to base them off. Just a reminder from one adult to another to take care.

Reading between the lines, he is taking the blame for SWMBO. In that circumstance he gets a late model vehicle with basic technological features to dump on her when the FCA shits the bed. Having literally bought his way out of this mess he has enough cache to go make the intelligent decision on a fun to drive car…

Tom really threw us in the deep end with this guy! He really needs to dig in and reclaim some dignity before we should be tasked with addressing him as a peer.

David, in case you need a reminder in your sleep and garage fume induced state. Setting off in a vehicle with untrustworthy brakes, ticketable. Setting off in a vehicle with untrustworthy brakes and towing a trailer heavy enough to cause severe damage is another rung or two up the ladder of offenses.

In reality there are two opposing physical reactions; First is your internal organs attempting to exit your anus. Second is the very real chance of death or brain trauma from your spine being forced upwards into your cranial cavity through the brain. Keep in mind every nerve in your body terminates there.

That turf color has to be from their golf palette.