It’s also bringing out the dreaded autoplay video.   Which, really, is the worst crime of them all. 

This is so absurd I had to watch it.

Surprisingly little swearing. I’m guessing drivers are swearing. The words to look out for are: Vittu, saatana, perkele, paska, kulli, kusi and few thousand variations of those and other words.

If I knew you were spending the night here I would have dropped by with an air horn. 

Is there a LeMons for 2 wheelers?

That’s an upper class British kid - at most he/she said “oh bother”.

The hell kind of weather are they having to delay a football game???

Was the touching Overland or...underland?

wow

Easy one. Check the ump’s betting stubs. ;)

Raph is mostly correct.

20 grand?

If anyone is interested in one of these weird Minis, one has been for sale on LA’s Craigslist for months. Here’s the link:

And here are the logos of the gas tanks of nearly every Harley owner:

How many cases of Old Style fit in the back?

I’m only seeing VLN and some truck racing for 2018. That’s not enough for me to care, especially when there is other racing that is free to watch (WRC on Redbull.tv). Or if you want your motorsport fill, then MotorTrend On-Demand has all kinds of stuff.

The 6 positions are officially called:

Well, he’s in Detroit area and wants V8 power. Maybe David can sell him a sometime running Jeep for the real American driving experience.

I was thinking a used Grand Cherokee might be cheap enough, unrusted enough, and common enough to get some of his needs. 

Smuggling... you are talking to a real life smuggler - although we smuggled raw coffee, milk chocolates and canned sardines :). Let me tell you which car works wonders.