I can’t be the only one that wished this guy had been to the circus lately and seen some tricks the elephants can pull off.

Really, I seem to get sub-text and byline mixed up sometimes. :)

I feel for you Raph. They just aren’t going to be nice to you this week. Let it pass.

It’s as NJ as iBite and leopard print clothing.

Need I remind everyone this happened in New Jersey?

Dearest Raphael Crashlove,

Harley Davidson’s are being ridden by a lot of brown to black colored folk nowadays. Even in Milwaukee.

Neutral: If Genesis don’t make a single grey, beige, or black car they will separate themselves from the entire industry. Also, shipping every car with a built in new owner recognition software that plays a Phil Collins drum solo on command.

... who are close friends with every notable British womanizer and hard partying rock star of their generation.

That is not one of the diseases rich old divorcees with physically unappealing bodies catch on an island vacation. Good try.

Skay’s about to make every car nut with a large ear attraction shudder mercilessly.

What a mess. I’m surely not the only who based on looks and description decided this guy needs an upscale version of what Ballaban drives.

I hope to all that is worthy of hope they make it a single seater open cockpit with HALO. By all stretches of the imagination this has to be the most opulently decadent use of space possible.

He didn’t specify what you would have to shoot him with. In CEO speak one can safely take this as someone needs to make me OD from mainlining cash into my system.

Or the camera just got caught him between sniffs at an opportune time during road head. We’ll never know.

I don’t know where he came from. I don’t know where he’s going. With those dead eyes I don’t want to either.

In a strict sense, within the English language, the only definition of model of bird that could be levied as meaningful is the personification of bird as British slang for women due to their hats and other assorted plumage like stoles. What you correctly meant to say was species of bird.

Oh, I totally get that. You can run all the Safari gear you want on the bike without getting hassled by cops. A jacked up sports car with a light bar on the other hand is a sure fire way to meet every cop you happen upon.

Little of column A, little of column B. :)