DD a 911 Safari, trying to hard. A BMW 1200 GS on the other hand...

I’d have gone with “Raph: Living his best life”. Of the two I’d place him as more intense like the good Dr.

Forget everything you know about the fixation with SUV’s in the states. Go to the Alpina international site and look at the B3. Worst piece of shit for many years running in X form but somehow great as an Alpina. Which they are well aware of. Meaning of course they only made 500 with zero coming to the states. …

Mmmm, British car porn. Where fluids splooshing out all over the place is always guaranteed.

Odd, normally they are very businesslike and immediate in their need to run your financials before deciding how rude they need to be to sell you a car.

You mean to tell me Jalopnik doesn’t rate their own personal press car before the launch?

Thank you.

Devoting your whole life to curating the image of one of the band members and hanging around out front of the venue hoping for misplaced attention.

The ultimate look at me ultra rich Californian’s limo is just a base model SUV with unique 3D printed body panels and dazzle camo wrap. Troll so hard, LOL.

The “sequela” here implies the kind of human bumper cars that can only happen at a music festival, the subway or possibly an active combat zone.

Not sure why this needs to be so complicated to set up much less film.

Chalk not chock. Mustang users only need to concern themselves with the type used by impound lots and drawing outlines of the recently deceased.

I admire your honesty putting that shirt front and center in the lead. The cost was too high. It’s nice to see you then threw some money and time at the vehicle

Good news. That extra 25 bhp means when they hit ground fortifications in front of houses they will land safely in the backyard with almost no property damage.

The pictures sort of make it easier to understand, but just looking at these pictures makes your brain sort of hurt, since you’re seeing all the familiar bits of early 20th-century car Portland family transportation.

LOL, I was actually going the other way with this one. Metadata very likely would have model info, but more importantly it would show if the picture was taken 20 years ago. Which would make her much closer to the “is old” category.

Quietly searches metadata for the true story on age... hahaha.