Between the alumni special events and cheerleaders the grass at TCF Bank Stadium stays perfectly trimmed and fertilized.

I cannot doubt the veracity of misspelled words bringing up interesting vehicles. Your entire search string has promise.

“need help selling”

Don’t mind me. I’m just realizing the breadth of my bitterness over Fartaway Futurd intruding on a perfectly good 4 seat Ferrari’s namebadge.

Holeee Shiiit! Even the name is incredibly hard to stumble past without glancing.

The gaudy showrooms, least talked about of the three electric supercars, Brexit belt tightening. The company simply can’t afford distracting associations with taste anymore.

Could you describe the crime scene they parked the car on in the last photo?

Seats are NASA inspired zero gravity, panoramic roof+rear+side windows are smart glass that goes from clear to opaque at a touch, it uses facial recognition cameras to determine what music automatically begins playing when you enter. Nowhere in my mind is any of this fitted to the car for speed records or self valet…

Can we agree that 0 mph to offstage demo was bullshit. The pre-taped drag racing on street tires while wearing a full complement of baggy camouflage, against track prepped cars was bullshit too. The half hour of looped techno theme music was bullshit. Everything that everyone said on stage was absolute miserable…

This was a necessary statement, if not a wholly political one. These boys were sent off to be educated and formed into men by responsible adults well suited to the task. The first desk that needed to be cleared was the man responsible for managing these athletes ambitions. Where the police and legal system failed…

I didn’t really want to see a Hooli level live stream meltdown but it sure was fun anticipating one.

It restricts you to one child and introduces you to the confines of world class private surveillance.

So quick I missed it parking itself.

Hit the live stream with 30 seconds on the ticker. We must be five minutes past that now. This is going to be a magnificent failure to witness. All the signs are there. They keep panning over the audience and people are starting to leave.

I can honestly say I’ve never had a commuter car that got more attention than my Oldsmobile Cutlass Calais. The factory paint in red was a sight above nearly everything on the road. The engine they put in these was probably the best they ever made too.

Yee-haw, shur hope dem brides maid is lookers. Lookin to slip off into one of those beds if yaknowhatamean

Congratulations Alanis, weddings have become an overbearing industry you are right to shy away from. Be yourself but reconsider Walgreens. Costco is actually the much better choice far and away.

I was with you until the cheesecake lollipops. Too many associations with the wedding night wrapped up in that stick held upright by bubblegum and whipped cream.