I agree that was the flaccid modern day browse at work inside an internet filter that has become the reality for any social media platform. Go pose with the Vantage and have your lady friend take an overly sincere artsy shot of the two of you. Then post the resulting carnage from here.

The only winner here is the guy who rode the wheels off his en route to a commanding performance.

Trattore Trieste.

I enjoy that Tom pawns off his most troublesome clients for public, hmm, so they can hear he’s right from a ton of people. Take this one lost in the sea of guys making ineffectual stands against their wife. Bawl all you want but ignore this advice at your peril.

A fifth wheel limo. Hard to get more Tejas than that right now.

I’m well aware of the highly collectible nature and scarcity of $1000 bills. Very few people are even aware there was once $500 or $1000 bills. 

For two Grover Clevelands you could take home this gun toting camo Cadillac.

Bucktoothed

Well, normally they would position these checkpoints before shit gets rough or avalanche debris is still being cleared.

Works a lot better, trimmed, on bicycle or motorcycle tires due to their decreased contact patch. Unless you are one of those darkside nuts that run car tires on the rear of an Old Wing. This trick has been around for awhile. If a blizzard rolls in on dry roads is the best use case. Pays to keep in mind they are…

[insert rival automotive site name here]

I swear I heard “No, nonononnnnooo. You boys can’t do this to me. I wanted one years ago before they had i-drive!”

He’s always struck me as a frozen yogurt guy. Question is Vanilla or Chocolate?

I’ve fully come to terms that both shows are going to suck for the foreseeable future as the background legalities and foreground dancing around them continues to degrade innovation and/or creativity.

he daily drives it on a daily basis when he has to drive it

If only it was that easy to deflect a lifetime of shame with a final act of tucking his tail between his legs.

Bucking the odds and coming out a head.

This is actually a party trick from a holiday gathering Tesla held to promote the yet unreleased Model X.

True. I once worked at a high volume dealership that had to fire their entire sales force except the fleet guy after the cops raided the place. They had outfitted a full size Geneva conversion van with a rather lengthy mirror and did some administrative trickery to ensure it didn’t show as saleable.

By chance Torch missed this one completely. The ominously named Ford Final Days.