It restricts you to one child and introduces you to the confines of world class private surveillance.

So quick I missed it parking itself.

Hit the live stream with 30 seconds on the ticker. We must be five minutes past that now. This is going to be a magnificent failure to witness. All the signs are there. They keep panning over the audience and people are starting to leave.

I can honestly say I’ve never had a commuter car that got more attention than my Oldsmobile Cutlass Calais. The factory paint in red was a sight above nearly everything on the road. The engine they put in these was probably the best they ever made too.

Yee-haw, shur hope dem brides maid is lookers. Lookin to slip off into one of those beds if yaknowhatamean

Congratulations Alanis, weddings have become an overbearing industry you are right to shy away from. Be yourself but reconsider Walgreens. Costco is actually the much better choice far and away.

I was with you until the cheesecake lollipops. Too many associations with the wedding night wrapped up in that stick held upright by bubblegum and whipped cream.

I agree that was the flaccid modern day browse at work inside an internet filter that has become the reality for any social media platform. Go pose with the Vantage and have your lady friend take an overly sincere artsy shot of the two of you. Then post the resulting carnage from here.

The only winner here is the guy who rode the wheels off his en route to a commanding performance.

The adolescent in me enjoyed their qualitive ranking of ‘dooks’ from cosmic onward in lessening degrees of volility. Cake is definitely a step below onion but far from a mini or a pinch.

You’re welcome for introducing you to the official live stream of the ISS.

Trattore Trieste.

I enjoy that Tom pawns off his most troublesome clients for public, hmm, so they can hear he’s right from a ton of people. Take this one lost in the sea of guys making ineffectual stands against their wife. Bawl all you want but ignore this advice at your peril.

A fifth wheel limo. Hard to get more Tejas than that right now.

I’m well aware of the highly collectible nature and scarcity of $1000 bills. Very few people are even aware there was once $500 or $1000 bills. 

For two Grover Clevelands you could take home this gun toting camo Cadillac.

Bucktoothed

Well, normally they would position these checkpoints before shit gets rough or avalanche debris is still being cleared.

Works a lot better, trimmed, on bicycle or motorcycle tires due to their decreased contact patch. Unless you are one of those darkside nuts that run car tires on the rear of an Old Wing. This trick has been around for awhile. If a blizzard rolls in on dry roads is the best use case. Pays to keep in mind they are…