#flickthebean

There would be one hell of a lot more teabagging going on!

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I swear I heard “No, nonononnnnooo. You boys can’t do this to me. I wanted one years ago before they had i-drive!”

He’s always struck me as a frozen yogurt guy. Question is Vanilla or Chocolate?

I’ve fully come to terms that both shows are going to suck for the foreseeable future as the background legalities and foreground dancing around them continues to degrade innovation and/or creativity.

he daily drives it on a daily basis when he has to drive it

If only it was that easy to deflect a lifetime of shame with a final act of tucking his tail between his legs.

Bucking the odds and coming out a head.

This is actually a party trick from a holiday gathering Tesla held to promote the yet unreleased Model X.

True. I once worked at a high volume dealership that had to fire their entire sales force except the fleet guy after the cops raided the place. They had outfitted a full size Geneva conversion van with a rather lengthy mirror and did some administrative trickery to ensure it didn’t show as saleable.

By chance Torch missed this one completely. The ominously named Ford Final Days.

First off there is no wiggle room for “spirit of the agreement in a legal document. Common sense interpretation by US courts is all VAG can hope for.

A+ effort keeping the car functional as long as he did. Still upsetting he did a couple point turn to hit the ramp instead of flooring it and jumping down the stairs.

Airports always have the best vending machines.

No, this is a geeky hipster pizza thing.

Dammit, I finally managed to explain to my mom what nerdcore crust punks are.

FFS with the helicopter dog parenting. Not to mention conspiracies the dog was pushed and someone needs to have mortal retribution visited on them. This is called natural selection and apparently doggy’s time wasn’t quite up despite jumping out of a moving vehicle in traffic.

Eye, singular.

A very Magary Christmas