“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

Um yeah, they were pretty liberal about spending money on exclusive TV rights to events.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

The Suns can’t be tanking. They don’t even have a white dwarf on their roster.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

*BOOM*

“These people have awful names.”

You must be new to Deadspin Barry, we call those dongs here.

Whatever, her grandfather was the worst professor I ever had and then I heard he killed some guy.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

A white 3-point specialist. That’s a new one.

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.