If Swinney wants a slow slide to the bottom, he should coach for Notre Dame.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Fortunately, Colin Cowherd is a barely sentient sack of hog prostates.

Reporter: “And what’s your weak point right now?”

Draper found this video at r/Dogberg, which is the only good subreddit and is filled with videos of dogs delivering Goldberg spears to humans.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

I think that’s actually how they make the F-350 King Ranch Edition.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

C’mon. If Fisher was really trying to embarrass Robinson in front of his family, he would have made him go out on the field with the rest of the Rams starters.

That video was tragic and it moved me. I just hope no one here in the comments throws any shade at Hue.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

Oh my God, that header gif! Yes!

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.