This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

BAC TO THE FUTURE

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Yeah Teats!

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Is this sports?

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

All my excess live in Texas.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

I want to wear the “Full Docs or GTFO” shirt to my next medical appointment.

“Oh, you are a P.A.?” *points to shirt*

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

If the NFL doesn’t want teams posting instant highlights then maybe they should stop putting the Browns on their schedules.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.