I think that’s actually how they make the F-350 King Ranch Edition.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

C’mon. If Fisher was really trying to embarrass Robinson in front of his family, he would have made him go out on the field with the rest of the Rams starters.

That video was tragic and it moved me. I just hope no one here in the comments throws any shade at Hue.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

Oh my God, that header gif! Yes!

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

You know what else got started on a Thursday? A terrible NFL tradition.

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

BAC TO THE FUTURE

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.