Some perspective on how historic this is:

Yeah Teats!

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Is this sports?

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

All my excess live in Texas.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

I want to wear the “Full Docs or GTFO” shirt to my next medical appointment.

“Oh, you are a P.A.?” *points to shirt*

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

If the NFL doesn’t want teams posting instant highlights then maybe they should stop putting the Browns on their schedules.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

“With a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘hold on’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the h*** did you get that banana?!’” - Mitch Hedberg

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

I can’t think of any reason why Smith shouldn’t just go on Mike & Mike every Monday to talk shit about whoever was covering him the day before.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight