I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

Today in Alternate Future History:

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

This is my favorite disclosure I have ever seen, and it should be worn as a badge of honor.

No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.

Crap, my milkshake was out there. I hope the boys are okay.

Sure a terrible officiating team gets disbanded after one season, but we just let the Cleveland Browns keep on being a thing.

The Adams Family ended

Braves: We need a new stadium!

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

he is appealing.

Make America Take Again

#MakeTakesHotAgain

Any stabs as why they booted Ray Lewis?

“We’re home.”

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.