Here’s to hoping he comes back healthy and motivated next year

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

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Murderers row? It’s not like they hired Craig James.

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I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?

Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Make America 8-8 again

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

I hate this tweet so much

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

What must Steve do?

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

Go Derps