Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>

Don't be too hard-on him.

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

John Kasich might be a fan of Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

“Pack your things and get out, you son of a bitch!”

Goddamn psych majors.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

Feast Mode.

Greatest turf on show.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

I’d send them a farewell package but I already shipped all of my dildos up to Oregon.

Can you hear the people sing
Singing the songs of angry fans
Who are pissed to know the Cleveland Browns
Have failed them once again