“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

I hate this tweet so much

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

What must Steve do?

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

Well, we now know that he prefers to stand and swipe after attempting to drop a Brown.

Go Derps

Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>

Don't be too hard-on him.

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

John Kasich might be a fan of Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

“Pack your things and get out, you son of a bitch!”

Goddamn psych majors.