They're all so wonderful. I don't know I could pick a favorite, let alone six.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Poor Detroit.

I hope it's mom's job to teach their daughter how to use a tampon.

You got to give Kobe credit though. Byron Scott asked him if he wanted to sit out yesterday's game and Kobe actually passed.

Here at Deadspin we generally assume that our readers are at least somewhat intelligent people. A lot of other sites dumb down content or write for an audience of morons: we don't do that. But because we've gotten at least one dumbass e-mail, and some dumbass comments and tweets, I'm going to explain why what Ed…

Max Maxwell? These parents are really getting lax with their creativity.

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Newton's injury isn't expected to leave any lasting damage, and can't be exacerbated by activity, but he won't play until it's not excruciatingly painful to do so.

12/9 – Browns pick Manziel

There was so much traveling this guy should have his own island!

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

What a jerk.

Curt Schilling Confused By "Economy, Laws" in "Rhode/Island"

Why does the NFL always think things can be solved with a script?

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

If my Ph.D. has taught me anything of value and practical use, it's that hierarchical rankings of this type are highly subjective and open to infinite critique and deconstruction. To be sure, what is an ordinal list if not a descending tally of one person's whims and wants? Why not stretch the list back to our…

I don't know, seems like the right place to call for someone who's always getting beat.