"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

If Adrian Peterson was suspended without pay for failing to show remorse, shouldn't Roger Goodell receive the same sentence for the same reason?

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

We're on it!

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

We have not had a verbal exchange. It was mostly nouns.

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

So... what you're saying is: success doesn't depend on who you replace Drew Bledsoe with, just replace him.

At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

The color of the line is what's most confusing to me, seeing as I'm pretty sure it's not even October up there.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

"No, I don't have any comment on it," Lewis said laughing. "Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

Maybe if the receivers had performed better Rodgers wouldn't have had to fake it.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

Look, as someone from Boston with a ton of hockey friends, I can comfortably say that they're all racists.

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

LaRoche: C'mon, that fucking blimp moved right in front of me while the pitch was coming!

To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.