unknowngalaxy
unknowngalaxy
unknowngalaxy

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

Ohhhh the ref. So good. You better WATCH IT BUSTER.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

Q: So how about their chili?

Boy: "unnnnnhh"

Last night, the Raiders, who suck, announced that Allen had been sacked.

"...so you can suck it, Royals baby."

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

Not surprised. Hearing things isn't exactly one of Goodell's strong suits.

The Vikings could always pull a switcharoo, which Adrian Peterson believes to be beating the hell out of a wallaby.

It just fucking sucks that this guy of all people is effectively punished with a short timeout.

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

It's hard to even imagine how many "inappropriate language" penalty yards Emmitt Smith would've racked up.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I've got this one: when someone gets a hit.