Goodell - Questionable, Lower Body injury (burns)

He also appears to be a dog guy.

Also, it's good with the press.

Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

Personally, I'm all for Ray Rice playing this season. In fact, I think he should have his suspension lifted and that he be used as a feature back and an integral component of their offense.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

He's got a point. If you look out on the hockey rink, all you see is white.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

I almost did a spit take but I don't want to come off like a prude.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

It seeks unspecified money damages.

Dyslexics are surprised the family owns anything at all.

Jesus, I really don't understand sabermetrics.

Cleveland receivers made the same gesture, but only because Johnny Manziel kept throwing the ball way the fuck over their heads.