(1) That's Tony Stewart

Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

I'm not from Tampa Bay. Only marine life is from Tampa Bay.

NCAA to Players: It's not fair that the sports that make the most money should follow a different set of rules from all of the other athletes.

Technically, all MLB players are previously unnamed until birth, and sometimes until several days afterwards.

Any idiot could tell you this was an old photo. It's not even in color.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

Yeah, the Flinstones are a bad comparison. I'm sure Ray Rice sees his wife as more like Rubble.

Finch: [Signs with Twins]

He smoked a J;
Then took a P;
And somehow A
Had more than B.

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

The Adolpho Birch is a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula. It is marked by an inability to adapt to its surroundings and tendency to not know which way the wind is blowing. The Adolpho Birch tends to be short-lived, especially when it can't absorb that Ray Rice is a wife-beating piece of shit.

Q.E.D.

Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

[wags]

The Oriole is giving a thumbs up, but it's just a ruse. He actually looks like he's dealing with some serious shit right now.

More coming soon on this, obviously.