Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

To be fair, it was a Trader Joe's.

They should just go all in on Plan B and abort the franchise.

Now all that's missing is for Andrew Bynum to return to the Cavs to give his 15%.

Looks like the problems kept multiplying for Tribbett, but that's really the Trouble with Tribbetts, isn't it?

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Kobe famously uses slights like this as fuel. And if that doesn't work, he can use the incredible amount of fat he has stored up.

It actually wasn't a foul ball. At least not until after it got Budweiser splashed all over it.

If they insist on playing basketball with men, they have to expect that the men are going to treat them no differently. So, sorry ladies, but Carmelo Anthony isn't going to pass you the ball, either.

Swedish designers came up with their own simple, well-designed and inexpensive way to watch the games. Unfortunately, no one can figure out how to put the goddamn thing together.

BAD THINGS IN LIFE, Ranked

"If, once per day, Barack Obama killed and ate three of my cousins, I'm not sure how long I'd be a registered democrat."

"Is it possible for a bandwagon to go airborne if enough people jump off at once? Time to find out, we're going to Miami."

I don't know if smoking his daughter is an improvement.

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.

A model of German scheduling efficiency. Meanwhile, the Spanish just haphazardly pissed away two entire matches.

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]