It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

I'm pretty sure this home run broke at least two or three physical laws.

You'd have thought Tony could have taken a lesson from his numbers and never dipped.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

RHETORICAL TACTICS OF AN INTERNET COMMENTER 101 SYLLABUS

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

Vice cops always skim.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

The Kings almost deserve a championship just on the basis of who they ran through to get to the final.

I guess that makes this the first case where Windows would actually help a computer run better.

To be fair to the kid, the only reason he even drives that tractor in the first place is because he kept falling off the wagon.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA. YOU DON'T SEE GREG SCHIANO STAYING HOME SO HE CAN CARE FOR HIS WIFE, TERRI. AND SHE'S IN A DAMN COMA! SMH!1!

Qatar?

He's right. If the public had gotten wind of this, there might have been a few rounds of debate. And, as we've learned, the Braves almost never make it past the first round.

It was probably with the help of their new ace pitcher, Adam Widewright.

That bet is typical despicable de Blasio strategy, pitting the Habs against the Habs-nots.

I'm sure it wasn't the first time he paid her to fake it.

"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."

Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.

The $100,000 is nothing compared to the millions the Browns have spent trying to find the worst QB.