The color of the line is what's most confusing to me, seeing as I'm pretty sure it's not even October up there.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

"No, I don't have any comment on it," Lewis said laughing. "Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

Maybe if the receivers had performed better Rodgers wouldn't have had to fake it.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

Look, as someone from Boston with a ton of hockey friends, I can comfortably say that they're all racists.

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

LaRoche: C'mon, that fucking blimp moved right in front of me while the pitch was coming!

To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

Ohhhh the ref. So good. You better WATCH IT BUSTER.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

Q: So how about their chili?

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

Boy: "unnnnnhh"

Last night, the Raiders, who suck, announced that Allen had been sacked.

"...so you can suck it, Royals baby."

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."