Yeah, the Flinstones are a bad comparison. I'm sure Ray Rice sees his wife as more like Rubble.

Finch: [Signs with Twins]

He smoked a J;
Then took a P;
And somehow A
Had more than B.

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

The Adolpho Birch is a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula. It is marked by an inability to adapt to its surroundings and tendency to not know which way the wind is blowing. The Adolpho Birch tends to be short-lived, especially when it can't absorb that Ray Rice is a wife-beating piece of shit.

Q.E.D.

Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

[wags]

The Oriole is giving a thumbs up, but it's just a ruse. He actually looks like he's dealing with some serious shit right now.

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

To be fair, it was a Trader Joe's.

They should just go all in on Plan B and abort the franchise.

Now all that's missing is for Andrew Bynum to return to the Cavs to give his 15%.

Looks like the problems kept multiplying for Tribbett, but that's really the Trouble with Tribbetts, isn't it?

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Kobe famously uses slights like this as fuel. And if that doesn't work, he can use the incredible amount of fat he has stored up.