It actually wasn't a foul ball. At least not until after it got Budweiser splashed all over it.

If they insist on playing basketball with men, they have to expect that the men are going to treat them no differently. So, sorry ladies, but Carmelo Anthony isn't going to pass you the ball, either.

Swedish designers came up with their own simple, well-designed and inexpensive way to watch the games. Unfortunately, no one can figure out how to put the goddamn thing together.

BAD THINGS IN LIFE, Ranked

"If, once per day, Barack Obama killed and ate three of my cousins, I'm not sure how long I'd be a registered democrat."

"Is it possible for a bandwagon to go airborne if enough people jump off at once? Time to find out, we're going to Miami."

I don't know if smoking his daughter is an improvement.

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.

A model of German scheduling efficiency. Meanwhile, the Spanish just haphazardly pissed away two entire matches.

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

I'm pretty sure this home run broke at least two or three physical laws.

You'd have thought Tony could have taken a lesson from his numbers and never dipped.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

RHETORICAL TACTICS OF AN INTERNET COMMENTER 101 SYLLABUS

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

Vice cops always skim.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.