The Kings almost deserve a championship just on the basis of who they ran through to get to the final.

I guess that makes this the first case where Windows would actually help a computer run better.

To be fair to the kid, the only reason he even drives that tractor in the first place is because he kept falling off the wagon.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA. YOU DON'T SEE GREG SCHIANO STAYING HOME SO HE CAN CARE FOR HIS WIFE, TERRI. AND SHE'S IN A DAMN COMA! SMH!1!

Qatar?

He's right. If the public had gotten wind of this, there might have been a few rounds of debate. And, as we've learned, the Braves almost never make it past the first round.

It was probably with the help of their new ace pitcher, Adam Widewright.

That bet is typical despicable de Blasio strategy, pitting the Habs against the Habs-nots.

I'm sure it wasn't the first time he paid her to fake it.

"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."

Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.

The $100,000 is nothing compared to the millions the Browns have spent trying to find the worst QB.

These trips don't always work. Manti Te'o was in shambles after a catfishing expedition last year.

[walks into Buck Foston's]

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SELECT team
FROM nba
WHERE owner='racist'
GROUP BY geffen,winfrey
HAVING SUM(championships) <= 0

I can't believe Winston have to steal something, anything, to eat from a store in Tallahassee. You'd figure he could just panhandle.

This all makes sense: trips to 7-11 often result in the passing of a suspect #2.