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Please please please give us a scene where Luke and Banner get to just hang out and discuss the issues of having a key side effect of their superpowers be “ruined clothes”. I just realized that that’s all I’ve ever wanted in life.

I’m suddenly picturing a Stark Industries version of LootCrate, or whoever provides this service, providing for non-Stark superheroes.

Mine is a Funko Ian Malcolm. I can’t tell if it brings me luck or if that’s just chaos asserting itself in my favor in a number of events not statistically significantly different from random chance.

I’m surprised and disappointed it took me scrolling this far to find a Lady Stoneheart mention. Have the fans truly given up on seeing our beloved undead Cat Stark on screen? For shame, fans. For shame.

I remember in my second playthrough of Human Revolution (that I quit when I realized I’d fucked up my pacifist run hours earlier and didn’t have a save to undo it), I recall that I left a lot of Augmentations uninstalled to increase the challenge. Also, it was a pacifist run, and I’m guessing the non-lethal weapons

This post got me thinking that “Are you sure? I’m HIV positive.” joke in Cecil’s voice,followed of course by “Welcome... to Night Vale.”

I think we’ve found the spiritual successor to Sharknado that no one everyone no one everyone always wanted…

Had Batman secretly been replaced by Etrigan during the time that “Batman” was fighting Mr. Polka-Dot in that panel, or did he just happen to drop mad rhymes for that fight?

Also, when you sign an NDA with a Sith-run organization, you do not violate it.

“Only a Carpathian would be dumb enough to come back now, and choose Washington D.C.!”

I’m picturing he just has Alfred pull a Reverse-Revenge of the Nerds. Slip out, slip Alfred in there wearing a spare cape and cowl. The woman is pleased, the Bat is out fighting crime where he belongs, and no one’s the wiser.

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By way of comparison, best impersonation of Bob Dylan:

Well, on this side of the Atlantic, I think that would be considered proof that El Chupacabra is real, so, I’m going to go with Chupacabra. I’m not sure if they’re migratory though…

Police will be involved. Someone has to turn on the spotlight…

I imagine in 3 oz. or smaller containers, no more than you can fit in a clear, 1 qt. ziploc bag.

See, I think a Big Ass-Captain is funny, but I don’t know that Big Ass-Captain America works all that well.

Sadly, I think this is one of those headlines where this xkcd doesn’t work all that spectacularly…

From their statement, it sounds more like Footstep tracking is being replaced by something usable… eventually.

I can’t recall if it was specified which type of accident he had (so it could have been worse than pissing himself), but yes. During the speech he gives at the mafia’s dinner party in Year One…