I’d rather be a bowl of petunias.

Total humblebragging. 100%. You’re supposed to doubt the veracity of the narrative. Bast makes a point of saying that Kvothe is full of shit on multiple occasions. Kvothe himself claims that he’s just trying to set the record straight, but his version of the story is just another legend, as likely to be bullshit as…

She hasn’t used it since she ran into Killgrave and that way early in her career.

If Disney is skipping doing a Spiderman origin movie (thank God) then Sony can do the same with Carnage as the villain.

I’d say it would make more sense to set up Carnage for the sequel just from a narrative standpoint.

I thought that too until I found out that it’s not a Star Wars reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_of_Endor

Certainly what you did was much more artful.

Then please, by all means, continue! Posts as glorious as yours should NEVER be anything other than a labor of love.

I laughed so it was.