Hmm... meteors, the Hobbit, or being well-rested for work at 8 AM the next day…?

Lucky you. In the Midwest, looks like they'll be peaking not long after the Unexpected Party ends...

Made some new disaster, but GLaDOS was counting on her doing that…

It just hit me! Chell took GLaDOS' advice from the end credits of Portal 2 and…

Obligatory "Still Alive" parody:

I'd imagine wireless transmission comes into play as well. Hubble is orbiting Earth, whereas Saturn is approximately 8 AU away from us. Cassini has to transmit any pictures over that distance wirelessly. I'd expect there's either A) a fair amount of quality degradation from that distance and/or B) deliberately lower…

I feel like there's a joke in there somewhere about Lincoln not giving a crap about who the villain was going to be before stepping into the theater also…

"Ma'am, it's company policy. There's nothing I can do about it."

I know. Any other game would need to leak to Fox that there's some sideboob or a mission where you play as a Taliban member who has to kill a bunch of adolescent, minority nuns to get this much press, and BSI nailed it without offending anyone more insufferable than their fanboys. Well done, Irrational. Well done.

Even with the Ex-Rad, when your tag turns black, we're pulling you from flight-duty.

Or super-something else...

Someday, I want io9 to poll the site and try to figure out just how many of us there are, because it's a not-insignificant number, I'm sure…

Wait? Newt was a legitimate space enthusiast? I kept hearing that he was strictly pandering to the people of Florida with that statement, not a genuine space nerd (as best a politician can be genuine anything…). This changes… well, not the myriad other reasons that he would've been a terrible president no doubt not…

I see your AmEx, and I raise you...

If they do it right, Deadpool's Origins appearance won't so much be a continuity error as a running joke while Wade is narrating.

I didn't. I was merely commenting on very similar style between some of these clown masks and the terrifying old SStTitD art.

In the yeeeear twenty-nine twenty-two seventy-seven oh-two-six five-ninety-six

I'd wager there'll be a short trend of revisions and "re-translations" of the Maya one for a couple weeks, months, maybe even years if they can squeeze out the right... what's the archaeological version of "technobabble"?... followed by a return to the usual stream of vaguely Judeo-Christian ones put out by crazy…

Good to see that the deranged lunatic responsible for the art in "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" can still find a productive career in film...

I've seen other Left Hand beers in Milwaukee. I'll have to keep an eye out for the Nitro...