I have family in Chicago and a family cabin in extremely rural central Wisconsin. There's no way I can drive to either of those locations without seeing a handful of billboards for the Creation Museum, putting it very high on my list of places to visit as soon as leisurely travel in which I am the sole (or primary)…

I never managed to get into the other RedLetterMedia stuff beyond the Plinkett Reveals, so I probably just didn't catch enough of Half In the Bag to realize that "Holy crap! One of the Half In the Bag guys is obviously Plinkett's voice!" But I couldn't miss it in this one...

But doesn't "who also wrote Futurama's famous 'Where No Fan Has Gone Before' episode," count for anything?

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Damn it! I was going to post that!

"A secretive and mysterious private firm… its plans to undertake a private expedition to the moon…"

That's what I was saying. I mean, I know we're still piecing everything together (from 65 million-year-old bone fossils), but I've read enough articles on paleontology to know that we definitely know a lot more than that summary suggests, or have a really, really good idea about a lot more than that summary suggests.

"The problem is that skeletons only tell us part of the story — they reveal nothing about body weight, muscle…"

I read somewhere that there could be issues if we try exploring with Robots...

Frankly, given the revelations at the end of Spec Ops: The Line (and the jabs it makes at its whole crazy genre during load screens, and throughout the game [White Phosphorous Scene, I'm looking at you...]), I'm kinda surprised to see Walker holding his gun safely...

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Hopefully she figures out where her hard-boiled eggs are...

Did anyone else get a bit sad, right in the gut, when the guy who plays Robb starts it off talking about how it's always so great to come back every year?

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He's just not getting himself shooped into the right kinda pictures. If he wants to be in awesome propaganda, he needs to be some hard-boiled John Woo kinda cop, calmly shooting demon gangsters who have big ol' American flags while doves fly out of everywhere. That expression will be perfect for that kinda image...

I thought I remembered that Smaug wasn't even going to be in part one, but I think that was from back when it was only going to be two parts. Not sure how the reshuffling and third-movifying of the Hobbit has affected the Smaug distribution, though I'd bet he's still projected to be, at best, very minor in An…

The most awesome is by far the TARDIS...

Magic, obviously.

Also, considering the heavy-dutyness of the guy's coat, I'm guessing it's fairly cold there. Water deep enough for whales to be comfortable, even on a warm day, is probably not somewhere you want to be treading water at all.

Maybe he's specifically referring to arming the unicorns? Surely, in most cases (excepting, obviously, the great supreme leader who rules the greatest, wealthiest, happiest, most technologically advanced country on the planet), putting an armed rider on a unicorn would be less efficient than simply giving said unicorn…