Here's hoping it's not too long before a syringe full of a chemical that causes similar (though non-lethal) symptoms finds its way onto Batman's Utility Belt. Can't you just picture the interrogation where the Joker can only speak when Batman asks him a question?

But... do Robert and Kristen ever remember their lines?

"There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty. "

It's not just you. Neft Dashlari is the failure here. Or the US for not coming up with suitable Russian Reversal Bait for this.

Kevin Costner gets replaced by Ivan Drago? Sounds good to me.

Is Mother Russia not entitled to the sweat of your brow?

In the Goldfinger screenshot in #15, I can't help feeling like that grin is either right before or right after Bond impressed his newest Bond Girl with his Captain Kirk impression...

Well obviously. If it were on fire, then there would have been explosion danger.

Former Soviet Union is totally on my list. The crazy memorials, Chernobyl tours, generally sticking it to that jerk guarding the Czech-Polish border who told our group to go to Russia if we wanted passport stamps...

Giant metronome? I'm going to have to fire my tour guide for skipping that one, even if he is my cousin...

Sorry to whoever's comment I accidentally dismissed. I was only trying to cancel my reply so I could come back and reference the thread. Hopefully, Gawker help will either tell me how to un-dismiss or you'll make yourself known so I can reply to exactly what you just said.

I'm sorry, but that's fucking absurd. The potential father is partially responsible for initiating the pregnancy. If the child is born, he will be the kid's father. Barring any sort of issue with the relationship (which, the OP never suggested that they weren't still together at the time of her abortion, so I would…

And, obviously, you wouldn't want to waste the consecrated stuff on a dead body. You'd hate to have to go, gather bull's urine and then get it consecrated just because you used up the good stuff on grandma...

See also: one of the few iterations of the Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate in which everyone wins, rather than everyone losing...

"It's not these fetishes define geek sexuality"

Probably because there isn't a unified, quantifiable definition of life. The best that the scientific, philosophical, theological (keep in mind, Judeo-Christian faiths aren't the only ones practiced in countries that have to make decisions about abortion, and I bet there are some faiths out there, that might not place…

Seriously? He's the arrogant, misunderstanding one?

"Dot Tumblr Dot Com, on the other hand, would be an awful name for a band, if only because of how hard it would be to direct people to your band's website."

One other reason: http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

I imagine that a lot of people would hear "fail fast, fail cheap" (We had a similar mantra in college, but I can't remember the exact wording right now) and think "Well, I guess we can't do sci-fi like that because that isn't cheap." I think they're wrong to think so, and many would probably surprise themselves, but I…