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Well, he's a politician, so...

Yeah, but try telling that to Congressman "Days as we know them" up there...

Good answer. My nerd rage offset my sense of practicality...

Pratagonist in the Alien franchise, but you said she was the antagonist in Metroid, so what choice did I have but to go along with it?

Because she's the perfect foil for Samus. Badass female alien-genocider, maternal instincts cause her to rescue a small, helpless creature from a terrible place, runs around in her underwear for a while. I don't recall any fights with her, though. Is she like a really shadowy main villain that's just sorta hinted at,

The original? Almost certainly. It ran great on my 2007 MacBook Pro back in the day...

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Anyone else hoping that #11 will hold onto Amy's glasses and use them as his brainy specs? Sure, they're ridiculous on him, but by all means, the guy who can convince us that fezzes and bowties are cool (and together, extra cool) can easily convince us that those glasses are cool.

Considering the loud sound of her footsteps, I'd say that, logically, best case scenario, the Angel of Liberty gets one step on the off chance no one's looking at her. Then she takes her one noisy step, and suddenly everyone's paying attention again.

Gray direwolf on a snow-white field. Sheesh...

It's kinda sad when you're building your smear campaign around an opponent's favorite game and things they say in the forums of said game. If her WOW forum comments are the worst the Maine GOP has to use against her, then I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess she's probably not a bad candidate. Sure, she said some

I always thought that was a bit of a missed opportunity in StarCraft. Pylons and Overlords both have functions beyond simply increasing your population limit, but when it comes to the Terrans, the Supply Depots' only use is to increase your population limit. Sure, there's probably tricky things that you can do with

Only Unicorns against the Gray Goo? Not a chance. Unicorns, Pegasi, and Earth Ponies working together against the Gray Goo? Gray Goo is doomed.

Interesting theory; I can't think of much to disprove it (especially with the suggestion of functional literacy for pilots, Death Star Gunners, and other people who might need to read a manual or readout to not die while attempting to make their living).

Are you intrigued by strange bone fragments in the middle of the parking lot?

That's happened in dozens of games, most of them Imperial Diplomacy (except the most recent one I played, where the U.S. and C.S.A. paradoxically teamed up against the rest of the world. That was a bad time to be Mexico...)

"And Ben Franklin? If crack existed in our day, that boozed-up snuff machine would weigh 80 pounds and live outside the Port Authority." -Thomas Jefferson

Is it just me, or do the smaller dinosaurs seem to be getting way more attention now that the consensus is "Most dinosaurs had some sort of insulating plumage" than they ever did when we thought they were just cool bipedal lizards? I mean, the big guys like T-Rex and Triceratops will always have an audience, but I

This article raises some profound questions, to be sure, but I'm just going to go ahead and focus on the most pressing: What the heck is the deal with the old dude with the mustache giving two thumbs up?

Jawsed should totally be a spin-off franchise to the original Jaws. You've got the titles to the first five movies down already!

I'm holding out for edible life!