Maybe every Jeopardy category is equally easy for people who are experts in them. Did you really expect them to go deep into gen 3 evolutions?

Good teachers should be paid more. Bad teachers should be paid less. Since this isn’t possible, you have the good teachers carrying the weight for the bad teachers and everybody makes a decent wage (it is a decent wage regardless of the BS antedoctal stories that get told). The contract offered by CPS is fair and…

Do you know what’s better than one headline? No headlines!

The day this man dies (hopefully sooner than later) or goes to prison, I am going to get so incredibly fucked up.

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

Non-citizens don’t vote.

That’s the trouble with terrorism, the secrecy.

Make America Great Again!

I’m confused - you don’t want his book to be made and sold because you don’t agree with his message... and Trump is the nazi?

This was a really gutsy but smart move by McCaffrey. Of course, I imagine teams will still opt for the more athletic Fournette in the draft, even though he made the move out of pure self-interest. Sad!

“I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so....scared!!!” - Spanos’ daughter Jesse

You’re just realizing this now? Most of my friends died in a fireball nearly 65 million years ago. Those that survived turned from terrible awe inspiring beasts as big as buildings into robins and sparrows. There clearly is no god.

“So, what should be the codeword to indicate that the person secretly wants to have children sent to them?”

“Well, we are going to be a pizza place and our legitimate business is going to involve hundreds of people calling us to order pizza. Let’s make it ‘pizza’ “.

The irony of a man getting benched for not wearing a tie... by a man who wears transitions lenses.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

You forgot “gluten free”, “man-splaining”, and “woke”, preventing you the buzzword bingo.

nah

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Benny gives him a Cubs hat and tells him to burn the fish hat.

They must feel like they had something of theirs just taken away from them.