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I’m waiting for the clip of the Cubs bro at Murphy’s Bleachers who accidentally got his face doused with beer during the commercial-break celebration. He looked pissed.

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

I guess he’s not such a great Familia Man.

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At

This feels silly to type, but what impresses me most about Marshawn stories is they all seem to illustrate a man who is tremendously present. He doesn’t seem to be somewhere else when people interact with him. He doesn’t have alternate plans. He doesn’t decline the invite. The focus and mindset he demonstrated as a

Counterpoint: Israel, Poland and the UK have proportional parliaments and all 3 have done either profoundly dumb or or utterly frightening things in the last few years because coalitions between extremist parties can overpower moderates and centrists.

4 or 8 years? Seriously? We will have a Congressional/Senate election coming up in 2 years. There are also governors races next year as well.

We want the conservatives to compromise and do what progressives whatever they want. What’s hard to understand about that?

I don’t get all the hate. He sounds like a great guy. If a teammate were ever in trouble, I’m sure Richie would be the first to stick his neck out if he had one.

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

I’m pretty sure if you told the founding fathers that one government would attempt to represent the will of 300M people they would have laughed in your face. I’m not sure that democracy works in those numbers, and I’d rather the coasts and Great Lakes split from the south and midwest. Yes we have states that have

OK. Setting aside that athletes are entertainers who make money by playing sports well for paying viewers (so there’s a sense of “owe” built right into his job description), it’s also illegal by the lights of tennis’s governing body.

They said Ivorian-Scot, not Rwandan-Scot.

Being a veteran, I do not want to hear this scrub talk on behalf of veterans.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

*sniff*

Don’t be obtuse. The ONLY reason this statement is getting blasted is because Trump said it. Instead of sending the production of old cars to mexico, why not keep them here AND add additional jobs and manufacturing for the new models here. The population isn’t getting any smaller.

I heard that by not standing he is disrespecting puppies and Craig Sager’s fight with cancer. I heard that. Goddammit why am I so fucking angry all the time.

History. 400-650 is my wheelhouse.