Where do you live?

Chicago is a dense urban metropolis by anyone’s definition, and much bigger than any city in the north east (excluding ny, but if you were from ny you would have said so.)

I volunteer at a citizenship center as a tutor—one of the main reasons my students are eager to pass the test is so that they can vote against trump. I've got 2 new American voters and counting against trump!

I'm a guy but yes I will!

Congratulations. I’ve been a big Hillary detractor but when glorious Michelle pointed out that we (I’m in my 20s) pointed out that we take for granted a woman could become president the history of it hit me

I like the spinoff version where the white female writer critiques the whiteness of the white male. Very meta. Well done!

You missed your flight rather than say “excuse me”? Weird

Ah yes, things should always just stay the way they are because they are like that for a reason. That attitude has certainly served humanity well over the last 10,000 years.

I’d be willing to bet the equivalent of my outstanding student loans that the majority of those mythical, college educated Trump supporters are business majors. It's the communications major for people who don't care what anyone else has to say.

What about being poor white men? Or rich black men? Or pretty rich black women vs ugly poor white women? The problem with the (well intentioned) young leftist is that they misunderstand the concept of “privelges”

Dress up as a bartender, and serve his papers as a cocktail napkin with his cuervo shots?

How is he still rich enough to be driving around Hollywood in a Rolls Royce with a young wannabe model? How long until his money runs out and he’s writing fake prescriptions from his uncles house in some middle-of-nowhere town in west Texas?

This, coward geese team up to meekly block the powerful eagle from taking their young. The eagle laughs at their fear and flies away.

Haha fucking this. I hate Trump just like any sane person, but FIFA claiming moral superiority is one of the most incredible things I’ve seen since that guy on CNN claiming Trump hating Mexicans is because he’s CALLING OUT racism.

You know your country was founded by adults, right?

Wisconsin is a place that definitely knows how to drink lots of alcohol really fast. I’ve only been once and I don’t remember it much.

1. I never said your post was too extreme, eat shit dummy.

I’m fairly certain it was obvious that saying he lived in an oppressive theocracy because the bars aren’t open late was an exaggeration for effect, and not really an indictment of whatever town he lives in as an actual oppressive theocracy. So whatever point you are trying to prove with your middle school level…

In what terrible, oppressive theocracy are you imprisoned that bars AREN’T open until 4am? Can women drive there?

aka Jezebel wet dream