Must be a pretty big Simpsons fan—the face of Mr. Burns and the sideburns of Don Mattingly

Young woman marries older man: “lol HEALTHY” gross!

I’ve travelled extensively around Europe for years... I can assure you most European cities are as safe or safer than US cities. I would walk alone at night through Madrid or Berlin or London before I would walk alone in Chicago (where I’m from) or Miami or Brooklyn

here’s my problem: I am my girlfriend’s only true friend and she isn’t close with her family. She is an immigrant and her family is very old school and still lives in her home country, so she doesn’t talk about her relationships with them and has a pretty distant relationship overall. The friends (I use the plural…