Lol. Just like him liking Ben Carson totally proves he’s not racist!!

He held a rainbow flag.

But but but he held a flag at that one event! Clearly he’s the bestest ally LGBTQ people could have!

Wait I kept being told that 45 was great for LGBTQ?

I am personally pulling for New England to leave as a whole.

This is what I’m thinking. I’m just going with denial is a common coping mechanism. Not trying to be snarky, but it really is not looking great right now.

First thing I thought was “Progress!” then I got sad that voters believing SNL is more credible than the president is considered progress/the upside these days.

I mean, I know he was tired and frustrated about being America’s sole voice of conscience (at least one into whom we tuned, en masse) and the pressure was getting to him intensively. But with Jon Stewart in the driving seat, anyone who believes in a Bowling Green Massacre would have been schooled without mercy. I…

Didn’t he have a rally with Colbert about how both parties were terrible a couple of years back?

They were pretty hopeless. Would have just called him a Clinton shill.

I think he would have gone a long way to shame the apathetic “they both suck” crowd who either voted 3rd party or not at all.

I say this tongue-in-cheek but also..... not?

No there will be a US, just a few less states.

Tammy is my senator and an absolute ass-kicker. I’d vote for her so hard I would break the machinery.

Harris is definitely unproven insofar as she’s a brand new senator. But from what I’ve read, her time as AG of our most populous state appears to have been well-spent. I’m still thirsty for a dual biracial-female ticket, too.

Only thing that gets me with Warren is her age. She’ll be 71 (I think) by 2020, supplanting Trump as the oldest prez. I mean, I’ll happily vote for that ticket, but Harris-Duckworth is the ticket OF THE FUTURE (see: Dippin’ Dots).

Yes to Harris, no to Cory Booker. He talks the talk but his voting record is sketchy.

Fuck yeah! American Heroes All!

She’s my senator and I’d like to see her run for President in four or eight years. Whip smart, rational and practical, compassionate- I truly believe she could peel off five percent of the Trump vote while unifying both moderate and liberal Democrats.

Harris’ jovial nature and easy laugh can lull you into a sense of relaxation, but that might be your last mistake. Harris is a beast, and she’s relentless at pursuing what she knows to be right.