wow i’m suddenly so into bravo

Exactly.

Is she? She clearly doesn’t want anything to do with being FLOTUS and wants to live a socialite’s life in NYC. This wasn’t supposed to happen and she’s clearly not happy about it. I just don’t think that when the time comes for Trump and his closest advisors to retreat to their bunker to take their cyanide pills, that…

I don’t know about the circumstances of her marriage or what goes on behind closed doors, and I’ll leave speculation to others. But in public she has revealed herself to be little more than a petulant bully, willing to use her platform as First Lady to cajole anyone who crosses her. If I was to wish being married to…

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

My Hot Topic-shopping disaffected teen was born in China and orphaned there. I’m guessing that every disaffected teen in the world would shop at Hot Topic if given the chance!

Well, I mean...my pregnancy was unwanted, and that baby is now a disaffected teen who does indeed shop at Hot Topic. But other than that, this godawful personal reflection of a white single dude’s sexual failings was a waste of my fucking time. Which, funnily enough, is exactly what I’d imagine sex with him is like.

Wow.

if hils won it would have be cecile richards :( :( :( :( :(

I know this is really petty, but in addition to how dudes shouldn’t be making any decisions on behalf of women, dudes who look like this dude REALLY shouldn’t be making decisions for women. I have had bread doughs that look better.

BUT THEY ARE TOTALLY THE SAME!!!

Thank god you’re here to tell us that.

Worst candidate ever?

Yeah man, we’re so glad America chose* a lying racist instead.

Yes, by all means, all of those people who are concerned about practicalities like health care and jobs will be better served by the President who gets rid of the ACA and starts a trade war with Mexico/China/everyone.

We lost so much.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

It’s almost too bad they already have a great Trump, because he’d really lose his shit if Rosie O’Donnell were in the role.

So..... SNL is going to have all the Trump people played by someone of the opposite sex now, right? I’d pay to see Leslie Jones as Ben Carson. Or Aidy Bryant as Steve Bannon.