To be honest, I think she’s doing the smart thing: staying the fuck away from Cheetolini. The fact that she went to NY during their 12th anniversary tells you pretty much everything you need to know.

Well, THAT is a fucking great idea: tell comedians you’re bothered by their material. Moron.

He wants to use the podium so he can beat the fuck out of a cup of Dippin’ Dots.

It is remarkably easy to NOT be an asshole. And so many people keep fucking that up.

The All Lives Matter cocksores will try and bypass this.

Where the fuck is my goddamn check from George Soros already?!

I’m going to be soon visiting the “Alternative Memorial” to honor the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

I’m proud to be a part of the Resistance, but, I have to ask, CAN we do this every weekend? I’m leaning towards the protest fatigue theory: they’re trying to get they’re fucked up shit right out the gate so they can exhaust the Resistance and then REALLY get into the fascistic dictator stuff. Just my theory.

The ladies in the Resistance have immeasurable balls.

America’s new national anthem: “you got the reich stuff, baby. Uh huh.”

Seriously. Fuck Milo and the dickless Alt-Reich subhumans!!

They did Nazi that coming.

The title should just be “FUCK JAMES COMEY!!!!”

“I can communicate with the dead. Believe me. Patrick Swayze and I make pottery together in the Oval Office every night. The crooked media won’t report that, though.”

“I’ve known him for years. He was one of my best friends.”

In previous years, when Dems were up for reelection, they would have to show that they’re willing to work with the Repukes in order to win. However, Gropenfuhrer is going to be so fucking toxic, so goddamn unpopular that the ones who will get primaried are the Dems that gave an olive branch to the GOP. Just my…

She’s got WAY bigger balls than anybody in the Drumpf White House.

I was honestly not expecting this kind of shit until one or two years into the administration at the VERY least. This happened within 10 days. 10 FUCKING DAYS!!

Surprised the raving xenophobic orange cocksore wasn’t watching Birth of a Nation (1915 version) or Triumph of the Will.

And you know what? McConnell, Ryan and the rest of the congressional Repukes are going to roll over and let him do whatever the fuck he wants. The entire party makes my physically ill to my goddamn stomach. Fuck every single one of them for putting their party over the good of the entire country and not doing a…