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This just absolutely screams of Bannon.

Fuck, why is the overweight Nosferatu wearing a repairman t-shirt and giving the bedroom eyes?

They all have innie penis that no other human has touched in years?

Trump’s new pick for Secretary of Education.

Remind him EVERY fucking day: he’s the biggest popular vote loser in history, his approval rating is historically low for an incoming president AND more people turned out for the protests AGAINST him. Fuck off, orange snowflake.

Me thinks the crowd size obsession MAY be a metaphor for something else. Just a hunch. xD

“I’m gonna build a walled-up greenhouse safe space to stay away from all the haters. Mexico will pay for it.”

Right? Who the fuck would have thought that Ranger Rick would be our savior?

“It’ll get here any day now.”

Can’t say for sure. It’s a gif I found on Tumblr.

If you forget why you’re angry, look at any headline that talks about him or his cabinet of deplorables. That’s almost always a great reminder.

They’s such sensitive little snowflakes, aren’t they?

This is gonna get me a lot of hate, but I’m gonna say it: Right wingers aren’t funny. They just don’t understand humor. I’m sorry, but it had to be said.

My suspicion is that they saw the list of people Cheetolini was going to put forward to lead HUD and Carson was the lesser of the evils.

He’ll hire them and claim Hillary will pay their salaries.

The jobs Trump is gonna create: cheering sections when he addresses various government agencies. That’s it.

It’s official: Republicans should be barred from playing GTA. It causes them to be negatively influenced by the way they play and prompts them to go out in the real world to pass shitty legislation.

53% of white women and 14% of LGBT individuals voted for the decaying pumpkin. Those numbers are call to action, in my opinion.

I feel ya. It’s kind of hard to gauge how pro-Orange my workplace is because on Sunday, I was talking to a couple women who spoke highly favorable of the Women’s March. While, yesterday a heard a woman in the break room say how excited she is about Drumpf bringing jobs back to this country.