I’ve never been much of a petition signer, but I have signed EVERY goddamn anti-Trump petition that has been put in front of me. Fuck you, Cheetolini. I do not consent to your hostile administration. He is NOT MY PRESIDENT.

Whatever the fucks gets out of having to deal with this shitstorm during and after, I’m all for.

Make Bane Break Again.

Oh, there are “yuuuge” crowds. But, they’re there to protest the melting-pumpkin-in-chief bigly.

I’m sure Fixed News is framing this as “liberal snowflake parents raising potty mouth children disrespectful of messianic glorious leader.”

Be careful, Kellyanne, that coat is covered in pussies, Cheeolini is going to grab it.

I’m surprised Melania wasn’t wearing the same outfit as Michelle.

Can anyone recover from this sort of trauma? Only time will tell.

Snowflakes unite. Winter is coming, motherfuckers!

What’s the over/ under for her getting a show on Fox News because she was “attacked by bitter snowflakes”?

This motherfucker is a goddamn Captain Planet villain!

Jesus, the collision of their gigantic egos will implode the universe. Whatever saves us from a Trump administration, I’ll take it.

There is one acceptable thing to happen throughout the next four years: awesome and creative protest ideas. End of list.

Probably why he doesn’t remember the kind of shit he tweeted a few years ago: motherfucker couldn’t read them.

I saw that. Samantha Bee had a great bit on Trump’s illiteracy as well.

Prove they were handwritten.

I propose the “worther” movement. He needs to show us exactly how much money he has. Give us the tax returns.

Fucking calling it: Cheetolini can’t read. Where are his elementary school records? Prove me wrong.

The Adventures of Karen, Beverly & Rosario.

This was a great show, I still love it to this day. But, off ALL the 90's sitcoms to resurrect, why the fuck not bring back 3rd Rock From The Sun?