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It’ll probably be like this.

Someone will have to draw a pussy and put it on the end of a fishing pole so he’ll be lured out of his house when he’s way too tempted grab it.

We now have a low-rent, idiotic, unlikable and childish version of Howard Hughes in the White House. Good job, America.

On all our federal tax forms we should just write “if the president doesn’t pay his taxes why should I?” Sidenote: don’t do that, though. Just pay your damn taxes. But, maybe write that on a post-it to the IRS.

That’s another thing: STOP GRANTING HIM PHOTO OPS!

I don’t have blind hate for anyone. I know EXACTLY why I hate orange Julius Ceasar.

A part of me is like “we’ll get back to normal one day.” But another part of me is like “we opened the gates of hell. Can we EVER go back?”

Or “constructive” in the literal sense. In that they talked about the wall.

The fact that there have never protests against an incoming president at this scale, coupled with his dismal approval ratings give me a glimmer of hope. But, that probably won’t last.

So, he’s a fucking idiot to boot? Got it.

I don’t give a fuck what Putin says, he will NEVER be my president.

STOP NORMALIZING THIS MONSTER!!!! Fuck!!

Is Britsplaining a thing?

I wasn’t QUITE sure if it was a troll or someone who missed the fucking point. It’s honestly hard to tell these days. Damn kids.

Whatever the fuck he considers himself, he’s a patronizing dickhead who has appeared in yellowface. He can fuck right off.

A patronizing cocksore is still a patronizing cocksore.

Wow. Whitesplaining and Douchesplaining in one go. Well done, now go fuck yourself!

Fuck her and fuck everyone else that tries to normalize the orange monstrosity. The race-bating fucknut who awakened a racist underbelly in this country that we’re going to have to deal with for many years to come does NOT deserve our pity. People are doing to die because of this infantile, treasonous beast. You

He and his posse are doing enough whining, thank you very much. They don’t need any help.

He can fuck right off bigly.