What’s the over/ under on Trump demanding the camera operators not have any crowd shots so we don’t see how profoundly small the crowd is at this travesty? The protests are going to have a bigger turnout, I’m absolutely sure of that.

Fuck you for making me have flashbacks to Staind being on the radio. *shudders*

I want us to the fun away from Trump supporters by making and wearing “Snowflake and proud” t-shirts.

Clooney/ Perry 2020! Who’s in?

It’s run by a 400-pound man on a bed, isn’t it?

I would like for senate Dems to hold a special session so they can line up and smack him right in his fucking face.

I alternate between Twitler, Gropehfuhrere and now, PEEOTUS.

Tomi Lahren has been quickly shooting to the top of my list of Trump propagandists I hate the most. But nobody beats Kellyanne Goebbels. Fuck you, Kellyanne!

Well, because emails.

Make America Pee Again!

Let’s play a game of compare and contrast, shall we? Here’s our incoming president holding babies. Dear Jeebus, what the fuck have we done?

I don’t think we’ll ever see another person of such character and integrity like him again in the White House during my life. And I’m in goddamn 20's!! Thanks, GOP gerrymandering, now kindly and respectfully fuck yourselves. *sobs quietly in the corner*

Yeah, I fucked on that bit. I don’t know what’s worse, that, or his middle name is Beauregard. Jefferson might be worse. Because, at least Beauregard sounds like the name of someone who owned a Cajun brothel in the 1830's.

“Well them Duke boys took to out-running Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III like a coked-out cheetah.”

Setting his views aside, his goddamn name: Jeffrey Beuregard Sessions III, even SOUNDS like he’s a fucking plantation owner in the Antebellum South.

My stars and garters! Where is muh fainting couch? The scandal!

Until progressives stop eating their own, I’m going to refer to them as the Donner Party.

Here’s a factually accurate chart of what the services PP ACTUALLY provides. The GOP most likely doesn’t want people to see it. So, share it with everyone you’ve ever met.

It’s not like they voted for a celebrity! Oh, wait....

“Ernest fucks us into oblivion.”