I want one for every Republican dickbag. If someone made those, they would be a billionaire in record time.

He’s REALLY trying to get on Ivanka’s good side. *vomits*

Bill O’Reilly labeled entertainers who declined to perform at the inauguration “anti-Trump zealots”. That is a title I will wear as a badge of honor. Anti-Trump zealots, unite!!

A portion of her speech is up on YouTube. The like/dislike ratio tells you all you need to know. It made the Trumpster snowflakes so fucking sad. Meryl Streep didn’t take their delicate feelings into consideration. Shame on her.

No one outdoes Kellyanne Goebbels on the insufferable meter.

The irony is completely lost on the Trumpsters. They voted for a fucking celebrity!!

How are we going to make it over the next four years? Booze and weed, my friend.

Good for her. My response was to pelt his Twitter with Maude Lebowski gifs.

This pretty much sums up the GOP war on women, doesn’t it? Because Republican men don’t understand women, they’re not going to let women be master of their vaginal domains.

I’d also recommend spamming his twitter with videos of detailed descriptions of menstruation.

Just as a rule, if there’s someone Putin wants you to pick, vote for their opponent.

I’ll channel a Trumpster and respond with the brilliant rhetoric statement of “wallllllll.”

Fox, meet hen house.

The current state of the swamp.

Lest we forget that she gave speeches to Goldman Sachs. Giving speeches to Goldman Sachs is about a billion times worse than having one of those motherfuckers in your goddamn cabinet. In all seriousness, though, I saw a comment recently that something to the effect of “if Putin prefers Trump to Hillary it really…

Don’t forget the turtle man McConnell.

We’re SO fucking fortunate that we dodged the bullet of having a president who had a private email server, aren’t we?

Having a “wait and see” attitude is like someone in 1940's USSR saying “Papa Stalin has thrown hundreds of thousands of people into labor camps. But he likes puppies. Therefore, he’s not totally evil.”

Medicare, Medicaid, Obamacare and Social Security are going to get gutted. But, thank goodness we didn’t elect someone with a fucking private email server. Dodged that bullet, eh?

Bernie TV= BILLION times greater than Trump TV.