Finally, I can come out of the closet. I like to eat human flesh. But thank you for accepting me openly and lovingly. I wouldn’t be here, feasting on babies, if it weren’t for the gays.
omg is that a ghost
Serena for prez
This story is bringing out the absolute worst in anyone.
Matthew 6:5
At my one and only food service job I got reprimanded for not smiling as I was shredding a giant block of cheese (out of the sight of customers). How high would you have to be to be grinning while shredding cheese?!
When your country decides to actually provide decent paid maternity leave, then perhaps we’ll talk. Till then....nope. You don’t get to whine about this.
Justin Theroux’s Vaughn Wysel gets my vote. (but Berger did suck)
Over-worked, under paid, under appreciated and surrounded by shitty kids? Yes give that person a firearm.
He could get a job on Fox and give half the audience rage-induced strokes.
His user name should definitely be Ex-Peezy
For October, the NRA also suggests we defend ourselves and shoot off our own boobs.
I cry over pizza all the time. Especially as I eat it over the sink while drinking a handle of bourbon straight from the bottle.
The kind that takes coupons?
Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.
Dolores Bridge is the scariest Potter villian because she's the most real. All of us might know someone who is a little like her.
The moose can get unruly during mating season.
Rubio: Absolutely. If you go to one of these centers, young women are provided with very few options. In many places, they’re not told anything about, for example, adoption services that might be available to them. In essence, you come in and it’s already predetermined. This is what this place does. It provides…
So my Costco ID won't work anymore? Wtf is this world coming to